Hello, my name is Alan.
willardskillard said: Alan! What is your favorite food?
I’m on an all carbs diet right now, trying to lose some LBS.
What if the Internet is run by dogs…and they’re all looking at pictures of us?
contortedmind said: Do you wanna be in my wolf pack, Alan?
Depends…what sort of membership benefits do you offer.
These guys start with their shirts, I start with my pants. Potaytoes, potahtoes.
mondzlikes said: LONG HOWL, SHORT HOWL.
Long Howl. Long Howl. Short Howl. Long Howl. Short Howl. Short Howl. Wolfspeak in morse code is a very delicate language.