Hello, my name is Alan.

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willardskillard said: Alan! What is your favorite food?

I’m on an all carbs diet right now, trying to lose some LBS.


NOBODY

What if the Internet is run by dogs…and they’re all looking at pictures of us?

NOBODY

What if the Internet is run by dogs…and they’re all looking at pictures of us?

contortedmind said: Do you wanna be in my wolf pack, Alan?

Depends…what sort of membership benefits do you offer.

These guys start with their shirts, I start with my pants. Potaytoes, potahtoes.

These guys start with their shirts, I start with my pants. Potaytoes, potahtoes.

notmainstreambutdifferent said: Whats your favorite song?

Yankee Doodle Dandy!

Ketchup stains are the WORST!

Ketchup stains are the WORST!

highimciara said: is this really Zach?

Who’s Zach?

I think pre-goatee Billy is my favorite. The passion!

I think pre-goatee Billy is my favorite. The passion!

onestrangekid:

What the…

A walking dog?! Sign me up!

onestrangekid:

What the…

A walking dog?! Sign me up!

mondzlikes said: LONG HOWL, SHORT HOWL.

Long Howl. Long Howl. Short Howl. Long Howl. Short Howl. Short Howl. Wolfspeak in morse code is a very delicate language.